Sunday, December 2, 2007

Stay Married To Stop Global Warming

New research shows that the rising divorce rates have damaged the environment. Yes, as challenging as it is to leap that span of logic, data shows it is true: a divorce creates a 53% rise in electricity usage, and a 42% rise in water usage.

According to the Times Online, people who stay married are good for the earth. I always knew there was an objective reason we've stayed married for forty years.

If love isn't enough, think of the planet, and stick together. Mother Earth will thank you.


Silvergull said...

How about living in a commune - save even more.

Pandababy said...

laughing out loud here - well, togetherness has many advantages, yes?

heather said...

heh. nice one!